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WEED DOESNT RUIN LIVES, THE GOVERNMENT FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS FOR SMOKING WEED RUINS LIVES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWWOJGYZYpk&feature=related&t=95

me: *blink*

parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO

(Source: damaskiaangelic)

god yes this is funny

god yes this is funny

(Source: floydian1987)

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hasselthehoff:

hasselthehoff:

don’t ask why because i don’t know

reblogging because i love myself

“thats really difficult” tehehehe :3

i learned i dont really forgive people that are shit to me

i just like, disown you as a person and hate you inside

but all the while i continue to smile back at these people 

do it. you won't. suck my dick

brittanyvansmaalen:

  1. Shoe Size:
  2. Sexual Orientation:
  3. Do you Smoke?
  4. Do you Drink?
  5. Do you Take Drugs?
  6. Age you get mistaken for:
  7. Have Tattoos?
  8. Want any tattoos
  9. Got any Piercings?
  10. Want any piercings?
  11. Best friend?
  12. Relationship status:
  13. Biggest turn ons:
  14. Biggest turn offs:
  15. Favorite Movie:
  16. I’ll love you if:
  17. Someone you miss:
  18. Most traumatic experience:
  19. A fact about your personality:
  20. What I hate most about myself:
  21. What I love most about myself:
  22. What I want to be when I get older:
  23. My relationship with my sibling(s):
  24. My relationship with my parents:
  25. My idea of a perfect date:
  26. My biggest pet peeves:
  27. A description of the girl/boy I like:
  28. A description of the person I dislike the most:
  29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
  30. What I hate the most about school:
  31. What my last text message says:
  32. What words upset me the most:
  33. What words make me the best about myself:
  34. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11:
  35. What I find attractive in boys/girls.
  36. Where I would like to live.
  37. One of my insecurities.
  38. My childhood career choice.
  39. My favorite ice cream.
  40. Who I wish I could be.
  41. Where I want to be right now.
  42. The last thing I ate.
  43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
  44. A random fact about anything
  45. Height

(Source: recov-ery)

burritogoddess:

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(Source: groovyredhead)

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

(Source: honestliars)