Anonymous asked - "how often do you masturbate"

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

candiedmoon:

oh

this is what im doing once i can grow a beard

(Source: maiwyn)

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

(Source: rnayablanca)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: themcxx)

missugarcube:

razcal:

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

Why would a vegan encourage burger king?  ( ._.)  ….. (._. ) …. *Thinking* ….

WHO READS THE TERMS 

missugarcube:

razcal:

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

Why would a vegan encourage burger king?  ( ._.)  ….. (._. ) …. *Thinking* ….

WHO READS THE TERMS 

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)

followwyourrblisss:

richardlawson:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"


Me

followwyourrblisss:

richardlawson:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

Me

highimchown:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

"blow up a kiddie pool" threw me off from the start

highimchown:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

"blow up a kiddie pool" threw me off from the start

(Source: eatforhealth)

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(Source: krook)

(Source: king--boob)

Ecola State Park, OR

(Source: maryandhercamera)

hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

nitwitoddmentblubberandtweak:

xcoldworld:

my favorite picture of all time


😂😂😂

nitwitoddmentblubberandtweak:

xcoldworld:

my favorite picture of all time

😂😂😂

(Source: hipsterunicorn-suckmydick)